The Gospel Truth I

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Back when the world was new, the planet Earth was down on its luck. And everywhere, gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok.

It was a nasty place. There was a mess whenever you stepped where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.

And then along came Zeus. He hurled his thunderbolt. He zapped. Locked those suckers in those vaults!

They're trapped. And own his own stopped chaos in his track. And that's the gospel truth! The guy was too type "A" to just relax.

And that's the world's first dish. (Yeah, baby!) Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth. Though, honey, it may seem impossible. That's the gospel truth!

On Mount Olympus, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth. Though, honey, it may seem impossible. That's the gospel truth!