Friend Like Me

Lyrics
Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves. Scheherazade had a thousand tales. But master, you're in luck cause up your sleeves.

You got a brand of magic. Never fails. You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp.

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how. See? All you gotta do is rub that lamp. And I'll say, "Mister Aladdin sir. What will your pleasure be?" Let me take your order. Jot it down. Yeah, you never had a friend like me. (No, no, no.)

Life is your restaurant. And I'm your maitre d. C'mon, whisper what it is you want. Yeah, you never had a friend like me. Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the shah.

Say what? You wish it's yours. True dish! How about a little more Baklava? Have some of Column A. Try all of Column B. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me.

Oh, my! Oh, no! Ha,ha,ha!

Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go poof. Well, look it here.

Can your friends go Abracadabra? Let her rip! And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't ya sit there. Slack jawed buggy-eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for your chair daffier.

I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what you wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's miles long, no doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh, Mister Aladdin Sir, have a wish or two or three. I'm on the job, you big nabob.

You ain't never had a friend. Never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend. Never had a friend.

You ain't never - had a - friend like me! You ain't never had a friend like me! Ha!

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!